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Sort Your Sh*t Out
Let’s be honest - you’re done faffing with Canva logos, half-finished websites, and wondering if your cookie banner is even legal. This all-in-one package gets your brand, website, and privacy policy sorted before 2026 - professionally, beautifully, and without the overwhelm.
One package. One process. Zero chaos.
time to stop faffing around, and just get it done
Brand, website, and legal bits - all done for you. No faffing, no tech meltdowns that make you want to throw your laptop out of the window, just one clear package to launch with confidence.
Together we will hone in on your colours, you logo and your simply sexy website all in time for 2026.
You no longer need to stall because you don’t know where to start. With this package, you don’t need to choose between branding, legal, or design - you get it all done in one go.
THE JUICY DEETS
ᯓ Branding & Logo Design – worth £200
A custom logo and colour palette that feels like you. Includes primary logo, submark, and guidelines.
ᯓ 3-Page Website – worth £1,100
A beautifully designed Wix site (Home, About, Contact or Services) that’s simple, stylish, and easy to manage.
ᯓ Privacy Policy Writing – worth £80
A bespoke, GDPR-compliant privacy policy - done for you (no copy-paste templates here).
ᯓ Bonus: Trello Client Portal
To keep you organised, calm, and in control throughout the process.
ᯓ Video Tutorials For Your Management
Have full ownership of your site, with the knowledge to know how to keep it updated yourself!
INVESTMENT
Total value: £1,380
Your price: £1,200
(Save £180 when you book by 31st October)
* paid over 2 x £550 payments
Enter 2026 with a brand you love ✨ A website you’re proud to share ✨ A site that works beautifully on mobile and desktop ✨ Clear, confident, legally-sorted ✨ No faffing, no chaos - just done ✨ Full control and video tutorials for updates after ✨
you need to sort your sh*t out if you...
✔︎ You’re running a service-based business and your online presence doesn’t reflect your talent. If your Insta is saying one thing, and you're relying on "dm to book", we need to talk.
✔︎ You’re done googling how to DIY a privacy policy, or how to edit your website footer.
✔︎ You’ve got too many tabs open and no time to figure it all out yourself.
✔︎ You want to feel confident sharing your website again
"Lou is always my go to for anything with the website. Always so helpful, fast and detailed with support.
So happy with the website and the continued maintenance and changes Lou makes. If I ever have a problem Lou sorts it and has made the process so enjoyable and easy. Website is converting to sales and is perfect for my niche. Absolutely recommend."
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